Thursday, January 05, 2006

A little fashion tip...

For all the women out there ( and hell, the men too) who chose to wear sweatpants/ jogging pants/ velour pants/ knit pants/ clingy pants in public:


Please, for the love of God, look at your butt before you step out the door. If it's jiggly, cottage-cheese like, dimpled, or pimpled in any way, please change. Put on jeans, or give up on thongs and don some shaping underwear. They actually make it for situations just like this.


Nothing is worse than eating at Taco Bueno and seeing a 40-ish woman, pretending to be a 20-ish woman, in white sweats, dimpled from cheek to cheek. ....don't be that lady.