Real conversation:
Her: I just got this strange E-Christmas card. It doesn't make any sense.Me: Did you see the one that Bob sent out? It was a Happy Kwaanza card.
(he's a 6'4" bald white guy)
Her: Kwaanza?
Me: Yup... I'll see if I can forward it to you.
Her: That's strange, I didn't even know Bob was Jewish.
Me: Yeah... I don't think he does either. lol....