Girl Fight!!
Friday night Mr. Ace and I went out to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. We cruised around to several places, and had quite a bit of fun. Due to the move and the new car we've had to be really tight with money, so we decided a splurge was in order.The last place we went was fairly full, and we met some co-workers of Ace's there around 11 or so. After being there for an hour or so Ace heads to the bathroom and I head to the bar for another round of drinks for us.
So I'm standing there, and a girl at the bar is bitching at the bartender because her drink tastes bad. He tells her that they just taste that way, she ordered it. He's not giving her something free just because she doesn't like what she chose. And she continues complaining.... So the bartender goes back to work, taking care of the 15 or so other customers waiting for their drinks. This girl's still bitching...
Another girl in line and I strike up a conversation about how our boobs must not be protruding enough to get some attention so we can get our drinks...
And the girl's still bitching... lol
This other lady sitting at the bar beside the nagger turns to her, tells her to shut the fuck up, and stop ruining everyone's time. Spend another $5, buy yourself another drink, and get on with your life.
So... the girl that has been bitching constantly starts throwing punches at the girl who told her to shut up. Right in front of me... it was hilarious! Then the bartender flies over the bar at the girls to get them to stop, but trips and falls right on his knee and shoulder. BAR MAN DOWN!!! He can't get up, so it's not so funny anymore. Oh, and the girls are still boxing. One's bleeding at this point.
So of course, the bouncers rush in and get the girls apart, and the bartender's freaking out on the bitchy girl to get the fuck out of his bar... while hobbling off to go get my beer... lol
posted by ~ Amanda X&O @ 9:39 AM
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