X's & O's

Wedding Advice--

This was emailed to Ace, and he was brave enough to send it to me



Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them toyour mother, and said, "Here - try these on."She did and said, "These are too big. I can't wear them." I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems."Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here-you try on mine."He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will."

posted by ~ Amanda X&O @ 12:14 PM Comments: 2