Shop cat
Today a co-worker of mine went to Wal-Mart (EEK!) during lunch.While cruising through the parking lot she spotted a tiny little kitten scared and alone. She, being a cat lover, swooped him up and brought him back with her. It took about 15 seconds for someone to offer to keep the little dude. So after eating the remains of a chicken sandwich and drinking water from a dirty coffee mug, he has passed out in a cardboard box under her desk.
Just try to get me to do some work now....