I'm da boss...
My boss is gone on a business trip today and tomorrow, so when that happens, I'm acting boss around here.Let me tell you what, it bites smelly monkey balls.
"How do I do this?" The same way you've done it the last 26 times...
"Can I go to lunch early?" Hell no
"What's that mean?" It means you're a dumbass!
"Will you help me?" Fuck off
"But I don't wanna do that..." Then quit
"Do you care if I leave 3 hours early?" Fuck yes I care!!
Great.... it's gonna be a wonderful day.