Thursday, April 14, 2005

I'm da boss...

My boss is gone on a business trip today and tomorrow, so when that happens, I'm acting boss around here.

Let me tell you what, it bites smelly monkey balls.

"How do I do this?" The same way you've done it the last 26 times...

"Can I go to lunch early?" Hell no

"What's that mean?" It means you're a dumbass!

"Will you help me?" Fuck off

"But I don't wanna do that..." Then quit

"Do you care if I leave 3 hours early?" Fuck yes I care!!


Great.... it's gonna be a wonderful day.